Funky Jam Dance Party is a song sung in Broadcast Blues by Cindy, Libby and Brittany.
- Libby: Do you wanna be my lab partner?
- Cindy and Brittany: Uh-huh, uh-huh
- Libby: Do you wanna mix some chemicals?
- Cindy and Brittany Oh, yeah.
- Libby: I'll be your test tube, baby, at the Funky Jam Dance Party
- Cindy: We're gonna fill our beakers
- Libby and Brittany: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
- Cindy: With sulfuric funk
- Libby: Oh-oh-oh-ooh
- All: Test me with your litmus paper at the Funky Jam Dance Party!