Grumpy Young Men (Title Card)

(Opening shot: Iris into a close up of a purple-yellow monster, cut to a terrified Carl, then a frightened lady, followed by a terrified Sheen, it is revealed to be a poster at a video store visited by Jimmy, Carl and Sheen)

Jimmy: I don't know, guys. $15 is a lot of money.

Carl: Well, Doombringer II is a lot of game, Jim.

Sheen: Now, remember (he takes hand of the said game) it's for mature players only, so act even more maturer-er than we usually do. I'll try and grow a mustache.

(He tries to do so, only to realize nothing happens)

Jimmy: My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.

(Cut to Doombringer II and three dollar bills and four grey coins being placed in the counter by Jimmy with Carl with ice cream in the background)

Jimmy: (mature-ish) Well, howdy there, Clerky Clerkotron.

Clerky Clerkotron: (hands the objects) Beat it kids, this game is for mature players, only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem and old lady kicking.

Sheen: That's not fair! We're highly mature. (pounds fist) I demand my constipational rights.

(The three get the boot, cut to the next shot with Sheen raising his arm from the bottom-left corner with Jimmy and Carl next to him)

Sheen: (O.S.) How 'dare' he throw your father out of the store!

Jimmy: Come on guys, Let's go do something "age-appropriate."

(They leave the scene, except for Sheen who gets the rest of his body back to the scene. About to return to the store, with an evil grin on his face)

Sheen: Hey you, check it out. I'm staring at it with both eyes, and you can't stop me.

(The clerk throws the ice cream onto Sheen's eye)

Sheen: (grunts) I stand correctly.

(Cut to the boys walking home)

Carl: (sighs) I wish I could be 18 years old right now.

Jimmy: Hmm, I suppose theoretically a person could accelerate his metabolism to make himself 18, but it would be highly unethical.

(Carl and Sheen gasp)

Sheen: You mean the only thing standing between us and hot multiplayer action is the difference between right and wrong?

(They pause, staring at each other and start running)

Jimmy: Well, yeah, but guys... (He is dragged by Sheen and Carl as the camera starts zooming his atom symbol red shirt) Whoa!

(Cut to: Jimmy's lab. Metabolic Accelerator)

Carl: So, um... how's it work?

Jimmy: Allow me to demonstrate using this acorn. (he throws it into the accelerator, disappears)

There's a big tree on the other side now with a squirrel in the hole now

Carl: Oh I get it, now we just get the tree to rent the game for us.

Sheen: Don't be stupid Carl, first we teach it to drive, in case they ask for photo I.D.

Jimmy: No guys, don't you see? We use the Metabolic Accelerator on ourselves.

Carl: Ohhhhhhhh, okay cool, that sounds reasonable.

Jimmy: I'll just make sure to use something more stable than this soda can. Sayyyyy, anything. (Jimmy grabs something made of tin that's way more stable than a soda can).

Jimmy: Now I just enter our ages... 18... and there, everything should work perfectly!

Carl: Can we hurry this up? My mom's having her legs waxed and I want to be there for support.

(Sheen and Jimmy give Carl an odd look)

Sheen: Let's get this show on the road!

(The three of them climb through the Metabolic Accelerator and come out the other side, 18 years old.)

Sheen: Wow it actually worked! Usually your experiemnts go all awry, but this one actually worked!

Carl: I can't wait to go to the DMV and wait in line like everyone else!

Jimmy: Guys! Are we forgetting why we did this?

Sheen: To play mind-numbing, violent-behavior enducing video games?

Jimmy: Exactly, let's go!

(Cut to: Video Game Store)

Clerky Clerkotron: That'll be $60 

Jimmy: $60?!

Carl: That's more than my dad makes in a week!

Sheen: How are we supposed to get that kinda money on such short notice?.. Oooo! We could sell our bodies to science...

Carl: You have to be dead to do that.

Sheen: Well okay Mr. Negative

Jimmy: Gentlemen, we have to get... jobs...

(Cut to: Jimmy holding a newspaper with the title "Nuclear Physisit" cirlced in the "Jobs" column. Carl nd Sheen shake their heads)

(Cut to: Sheen holding a newspaper with the title "Yoga Instructor" cirlced in the "Jobs" column. Carl and Jimmy shake their heads)

(Cut to: Carl holding a newspaper with the title "Belly Dancer" cirlced in the "Jobs" column. Jimmy and Sheen, looking weirded out by Carl's display of belly dancing prowess, shake their heads)

(Cut to: Okay, the joke is that I'm just typing out the plot for the episode "Men at Work" I combined the two... that's what I did... so uhhhh just picture the entire plot of Jimmy and friends going to McSpanky's, meeting Skeet, Jimmy finding "Sodium Chloride", Skeet demotes him to hamburger man, then Jimmy upgrades everything and his dad sings taco shack and the McSpankyman thing head goes on a rampge and kills everyone, I mean, destroys all the restaurants, then it flies into the sun where the aliens find it and reclaim it. Anyways, after that whole ordeal, Jimmy and the two dudes have enough money to buy the game. They buy it, play it for, like, a few days and then revert to their young selves and the series continues in Jimmy Timmy Power Hour)

The end.