Haute CuiSheen is the second segment of the 18th episode of Planet Sheen.
After realizing there are no restaurants on Zeenu, Sheen and his friends decide to open up one of their own. Only problem is; Sheen sucks at cooking. To make things worse, the Emperor will double dog execute them if their food is terrible. To make matters worse, Dorkus is planning on making the food even more terrible.
- Running Gag: Nesmith getting splattered with pre-chewed food.
- This is the only time Sheen is seen enjoying Zeenuian food.