The Zeenuian Big Book of World Records is a book created by Sheen Estevez in "Keeping Up With the Gronzes". It is a parody of the Guiness Book of World Records.


  • Longest time in someone's belly button - Sheen Estevez
  • Best joint cracker - Sheen Estevez
  • Most times exclaming "Wonderful!" after hearing a new world record: The Emperor
  • Tallest stack of books - Sheen Estevez


  • Though not in the book, Pinter suggested that he could be in the Zeenuian Big Book of World Records for the longest time without blinking.