The Zeenuian Big Book of World Records is a book created by Sheen Estevez in "Keeping Up With the Gronzes". It is a parody of the Guiness Book of World Records.
- Longest time in someone's belly button - Sheen Estevez
- Best joint cracker - Sheen Estevez
- Most times exclaming "Wonderful!" after hearing a new world record: The Emperor
- Tallest stack of books - Sheen Estevez
- Though not in the book, Pinter suggested that he could be in the Zeenuian Big Book of World Records for the longest time without blinking.